剧情：女友质疑男友老是骗自己，男孩辩解，女孩想出测试方法。她打电话给男孩的朋友，说找不到男孩，并询问男孩是否和她的朋友在一起。结果朋友谎称男孩上厕所了，一会儿又给女孩打电话。女孩身边的男孩坐在插着针的毛毡上，显得焦躁不安，这时她的手机响了……[Moaning] Ringing No.1[Lier] Hello?[Girl A] Hellooooooooooo[Lier] bollocks![Girl A]What’s the matter?[Lier] What do you mean?[Girl A]You don’t sound very happy.[Lier]You just interrupted. That’s all.[Girl A]Just wake you up. It’s three in the afternoon![Lier]Sunday, isn’t? And drinking(fucking) all the night.[Girl A]Oh, you go out with Sara?[Lier]Sort of, Yeah.[Girl A]What do you mean “Sort of”?[Lier]We split up.[Girl A]Oh, Phillip.When?[Lier]Last night at the club.(None of your business.)[Girl A]What happened?[Lier]We split up![Girl A]Any particular reason?[Lier]No.(Yes.)[Girl A]You sound too bothered.[Lier]I don’t have any chance to thinking yet.(I’m banging a rich woman instead.)[Girl A]How do Sara feel about it?[Lier]I don’t really know.(I don’t give a fuck.)[Girl A]What do you mean?[Lier]What do you mean ”What I mean?”[Girl A]Well, what did she say?[Lier]What’s all the fucking questions?[Girl A]Don’t you swear at me![Lier]I was just having a nice dream and then I know you’re ringing me up and give me hard time about Sara. I’m still trying to get out of her.( I was just having a nice dream wank… I was nearly finished too.)[Girl A]You can’t just…[Lier]Shit, that bad.Ringing No.2[Lier]Look, I just don’t need at the moment, ok?[Sara]Who the fuck you are talking to?[Lier]Sara?(Shit!)[Sara]Expecting someone esls?[Lier]Me mum actually.[Sara]Not that old bitch you fucked last night then?[Lier]Pardon?[Sara]After ditching me you left the club with her, remember?[Lier]Oh, so that mean I slept with her, does it?[Sara]Well, didn’t you?[Lier]Of course I didn’t. What did you think I am?( Of course I did.)[Sara]That’s a shame. Cause I fucked Darren.[Phillip]Pardon?(You what?)[Sara]You heard.[Phillip]You really did that?(But he thinks you’re a bitch.)[Sara]Why don’t you ring and ask him?[Phillip]I don’t need to. He wouldn’t do that to me.( He wouldn’t do that to you.)[Sara]Well, give him a call…[Phillip]No. I know you will…Ringing No.3[Darren]Hello[Phillip]Darren, it’s Phil[Darren]Oh. How is going mate?(Shit!)[Phillip]Have you got summat to tell me?[Darren]Well…..[Phillip]About last night.[Darren]I don’t know what you are talking to me mate.(I nailed Sara good and proper all night.)[Phillip]Well. I don’t see why.[Darren]Oh, come on. That old bitch was all over you.( That old tart was all over you)[Phillip]So?[Darren]So you didn’t bone her.[Phillip]Did you go home with Sara?[Darren]Course I didn’t! Genisssssssss(Course I did!)[Phillip]She said you did.[Darren]What?(Bitch!)[Phillip]She said you fucked her.[Darren]Oh, I won’t to. You know me.(She fucked me.)[Phillip]I don’t know anything.[Darren]I thought you wanted that other woman anyway.[Phillip]Well, what’s that got to do with anything?[Darren]Not that suppose.(Everything you wanker.)[Phillip]Well, you wouldn’t do it to me anyway, would you?[Darren](I’ve got to go now mate.)[Phillip]You what?[Darren](I’m round Sara’s….)Ringing No.4[Phillip]Hello?[Victoria]Hello. Phil. It’s Victoria.[Phillip]Oh, hello.(Bloody, hell)[Victoria]How are you felling today?[Phillip]Oh, fine…fine…I think we worked through that hangover nicely. Don’t you?[Victoria]We certainly did.(You must be joking.)[Phillip]Yeah. It was a top night.[Victoria]That was what I want to talk about to you actually.[Phillip]Oh?[Victoria]Wellllllllllllll…..You were a drunk man.(You are just a boy.)[Phillip]Just a bit.[Victoria]I just wanted to make sure we both knew it was a one-off thing?[Phillip]Gosh?[Victoria]And don’t worry about Sara. I won’t say a thing. I’ll see you around though?[Phillip]Yeah.[Victoria]Bye.